September 2010
Liar Liar
Liar Liar A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and asked, “May I see your driver’s license?” The driver answered, “I don’t have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI.” The officer asked, “May I see the owner’s card for this vehicle?” The driver answered,”It’s not my car. I stole it.” The officer asked,...
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Dear Girlfriend,
I love you. End of story. Forever, Your Boyfriend.
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dear boyfriend,
i have missed kissing you :) after you got sick i just got in the habit of not giving you long kisses goodbye, but now that i can again it’s nice :D love, your girlfriend p.s. happy 7 months :)
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sorry we haven't been posting recently!
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we haven't had a goodbye makeout session in a long...
it was nice. i was outside the car and he was in the drivers seat. and i was half way in the car pushing against him. and he put his hand on my neck ever so gently and i rested my hand on his shoulder (because i had stuff in my hands) and we kissed for awhile :) and then he kissed me goodnight on the forehead, and then we just started making out again. i’ve missed him. i love him :)
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beasunshine-deactivated20110718 asked: :/ Not to sound all rude or anything, but I don't have many followers. And I think I post pretty cool stuff. Check my blog out, and please reblog some of my stuff? I mean I think you could like it, can you please recommend me on tumblr? That would mean a lot.

And you guys should do more of the dear boyfriend/girlfriend posts again, those were cute (:
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If Boo Radley were real, we would be best friends.
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Suite Life of Zack and Cody.
Zack: Ow! Papercut! Kiss it please?
Mr. Moseby: You can’t even see it.
Zack: You can’t see a broken heart either, but it still hurts.
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I'm always tired at school because at night I'm a...
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livelaughlovelikethis-deactivat asked: hello(: i'm new to tumblr can you promote me?
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Jersey Shore Gif Party
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